I'm still alive!

Life in the trenches - by our special correspondent assasin Carie

25/09/06 - Assasin Carie reporting to base control: The weapon has been launched
26/09/o6 - Assasin Carie reporting to base control: The weapon is in flight
27/09/06 - Assasin Carie reporting to base control: The weapon is in flight - the target has identified the weapon as incoming and is attempting subversive manouvres by launching her own weapon.
28/09/06 - Assasin Carie reporting to base control: The weapon remains in flight
29/09/06 - Assasin Carie reporting to base control: The weapon remains in flight - the Atlantic and Wales and some fields appears to be wider than originally anticipated. DPN watch has been stood down until further notice.

Various incoming weapons were identified and neutralised including a Project Spectrum Neutrals postcard from Diane (thank you Diane) and ammunition necessary to complete Project Smoulder. There have been no casualties to date.

Assasin Carie signing out for the night